Digital Answering Machines

funny audio that was emailed

This is the message that the **Maroochydore High School, Queensland, Australia** , staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades – even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. *****Spoof Alert**** After posting this, I found out it is not authentic; however, due to the fact that so many people love the idea behind it, I continue to keep it here on YT. Enjoy!, DaraLuz

This was allegedly voted unanimously by staff at Maroochydore High School in QLD for use on their telephone answering system. Very possibly fake, but very funny, Also has a serious point that perhaps parents and students should be more accountable and take more responsibility themselves instead of blaming the school for their failings.

CLICK ME FOR DELICIOUS HD! www.youtube.com Okay, well, firstly I’m going to say, I definitely did this one too quickly. It’s almost out of control, but I managed to still get the lyrics out, but it was close hah. After I started, however, did not really want to redo the song at a slower tempo, so here it is. Had a lot of troubles with the walking bass line at such a high tempo as well as just hitting the low notes. This is a song I transcribed from a Vocal Spectrum recording. They, fortunately, perform it a lot better than I do, but here was my attempt. *Let me know what you think! Rate and subscribe please!* ***If you’re interested in any of my transcriptions, please contact me via youtube pm. *** Recorded in my room in residence at College. I used a apex 435 condenser mic (with a pop filter!), and ran it through a M-audio preusb. Did my recording in Garageband and my filming with my Canon Powershot digital camera. If you have other questions, feel free to ask me! The recordings have EQs on every track, a slight bit of reverb, and as usual, NO AUTOTUNING. A couple minor video synching issues.. but you can forgive me, can’t you? Thanks to Andrewkesler for mixing. Here you can find my most recent multitracks! www.youtube.com And here, videos of my quartet: www.youtube.com

Gina expresses her hate of answering machines and the awkward atmosphere.

This is the message that the Maroochydore High School in Queensland, Australia staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. Is is the actual answering machine message for the school…too funny.