Digital Answering Machines

I have no clue what this is, my mom was talking to me and she talked about perpetual motion machines and mentioned that they don’t work.

Please answer!!!

My mom and I both think that we should record a different funny answering machine message. We want one that people would not hang up on. Ours right now is " Hi this is the Pagsolingan and O’brien residence. We’re in the middle of a family fght right now, Please leave your name and number at the beep and who ever wins will call you right back."

Uh you’ve reached stewie and brian, we’re not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we’re college students and we need money for books…and highlighters…and…. ramen noodles…and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.

He couldn’t keep the humor inside, kept laughing in between the howls. We have 14 dogs. When he calls and howls like that, they all start howling too.
Warped humor like his Mom!

I mostly use the phone 95% of the time, but like 50% of the messages on the AM arent for me. So its going to be my message, but will be directed at alot of people calling for like my mom.

I’m 19… getting calls from my boyfriend.
She’s 50… getting calls from like work and stuff.

So i need something cute and unique but still appropriate for her.

Something more than, You’ve reached the ____ Residence, Leave a message after the beep.

So boring!

My mom heard this song on the radio talkin’ about a girl who ran away from home n her dad went out to look for her.He pickedr up his guitar and turned the answerin machine on record.He says no matter what you’ve done, no matter where you’ve been, i still love you.I can’t hug you through the phone so please come home.It’s Country.Please help me.

My mom’s message got erased, and she can’t find her manual. Can anyone help?

Ok, so my dad has an old tape answering machine that rewinds and stuff. Well, my mom left him a message thinking he knew some news i wanted to tell him myself. He owns a business so he is always rewinding the tape. How do i permately delete the message she left??the only options are PLAY/STOP, REWIND/MEMO, and SAVE. those are the only buttons on the station. I don’t know how to get rid of the message and he’s on his way to his house.

If i go to call my mom because my cell phone is out of power, and her answering machine picks up, and i leave a message, will i get my coins back? I think it should since im not getting getting what i payed for.

I know, read the manual. I would, but the kid used it for a sketch pad, & it got thrown out. Same kid somehow switched the machine from English to Spanish… anyone have a GE 5.8ghz Digital Messaging System, with the cordless phone, that can help me? I figured out how to reset the date & time, & have learned the days of the week in Spanish now. ;p Not interested in learning more Spanish at this time, just would like to hear in English what time my Mom called to whine about her co workers.
Thanks.