Digital Answering Machines

Big Aggie phones June to try and get her sons £50 back

A drunk indian leaving a message

This is a hilarious wrong number message I got on my answering machine voicemail today.

If someone pesty keeps on calling and you’re tired of pointless conversations day in and day out where there’s nothing new to say, leave strange greetings on your answering machine. My wife agreed to let me do this, since she feels smothered by her mother’s constant calling everyday.

Dr. Phil called, and talked through our answering machine. I think he’s retarded

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sometimes people dont answer their phone when we call so we leave them alittle gift on their answering machines XD these are some of them XD features messages from calling characters Leroy and shorty Enjoy

Hacking Answering Machines

This is an actual recording left by a harassing Debt Collecter who constantly calls and leaves this ridiculous message on answering machines all across the country. Be careful, or you may be next to experience the wrath of this enraged debt collector. NOTE: This is not the IRS. When the government refers collection of debts to an outside agency, the FDCPA applies. Concerning the issue of harassment, refer to Section 806(5) of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act (FDCPA) Link to FDCPA: www.ftc.gov Although the National Do Not Call Registry does not stop debt collector calls, if you would like to stop harassing telemarketing calls to your number, follow the link below: www.donotcall.gov (Refer to the Q & A on their site to see which calls apply.)