Digital Answering Machines

An “oldie” cop joke audio I found… Especially funny if you’re a cop or know one… P

George is dating a sexy blonde, Allison, who has just bought a backless black dress for a ball, and he intends to have her spin her way in. George can’t wait, because it’ll be his first grand entrance. He’s made a lot of grand exits, but for once, he wants to be known as soon as he walks into the room. There is one problem, however; Allison wants to break up with him. He starts not leaving his house and screening his calls because, “If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me.”

Video for the first single taken from The Answering Machine’s debut album ‘Another City, Another Sorry’. ————————————————————————————- Another City, Another Sorry – CD – tinyurl.com Another City, Another Sorry – Digital – tinyurl.com Lifeline – CD – tinyurl.com Lifeline – Vinyl – tinyurl.com Lifeline – Digital – tinyurl.com

One of the best greetings someone can put on there answering machine!

The last remaining messages on my answering machine before I got rid of it. I’ve deleted much stranger messages in the past. I should have got those on video, too. Darn. Message 1: Matthew Phillips singing Hi-Low-Hinny-Minny-Ha-Cah by Scooter Message 2: The mother of an apparently HUGE fan of my Linkin Park parody Message 3: OJ Simpson Message 4: ? I no longer own an answering machine.

Clint found his answering machine while packing for his move to Portland and discovered two messages on his old answering machine that were from 2005 from Teresa.

KC attempts to make a new message for the family’s answering machine, with hilarious results.

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