Digital Answering Machines

Let Joe Schlesinger be your voice. (originally aired: February 14, 2005)

I just got into the bathtub,
I just got into the bathtub
I just got into the bath___tub___
So I cant answer the phone!
But I will call you back-right back!
After I scrub my back- my back!
So just leave your name and your num____berrr!
After you hear the tone!

BEEP!

Would u use that as your answering machine message?
Use the"Jolly good fellow" Rythm to it.

THIS IS ORIGINAL.
Its my message.

And ya, it fits into the time allowed to record.

Does anyone know a good funny answering machine message thingy I can put for my phone!?

My mom and I both think that we should record a different funny answering machine message. We want one that people would not hang up on. Ours right now is " Hi this is the Pagsolingan and O’brien residence. We’re in the middle of a family fght right now, Please leave your name and number at the beep and who ever wins will call you right back."

What is the best way to leave an answering machine message? something funny or smart doesnt matter i just want to say something cool.

I Can’t remember the name of this song..
it’s kinda’ weird.. but it starts out as an answering machine message, and turns into the first Verse…
and it’s really bugging me at this point…
It’s one of my favorite songs too! A little help anybody?

I have a phone, answering machine, and a fax machine. But, I only have one phone number. I currently have the answering machine connected to a wall jack, and the phone connected to the answering machine. On another wall jack, I have the fax machine. THe problem is, when someone calls, the phone rings 4 times, and then the answering machine kicks in. But, at the same time, the fax kicks in. SO, over our answering machine message, there is a dialtone that the caller hears and it’s confusing. Not to mention that our fax beeps when it’s on, so, in the middle of our answering mahine message, the caller hears a beep and a lot of people think that they are supposed to start leaving a message. and then, when the actual answering machine beep happens, they get confused and start over. THen, about 10 seconds later, our fax beeps again, and most people start over again. IT’s really confusing for the caller. Ideally, we would have the phone kick in first, then the anwering machine, and then, much later, the fax machine. Or, just something so that no two things happen at the same time, so the beeps don’t get confusing. We have 2 wall jacks available, what is the proper confuguration for these 3 machines?
thanks

This might just be an incredibly stupid question with an obvious answer.

I want to set up my answering machine message like this, "Hi, blah blah blah, to leave a message for blah blah, press 1.. etc"

How can you do this? Do you need to pay? Set up another line? Buy a different answering machine?

Thanks so much!!

Can someone create for me an answering machine message that is SO long and obnoxious that the person calling finally just hangs up?! I’m getting calls from someone I can’t seem to get off my back and they keep asking me out on a date..I’ve already said NO! Please help. I need a message that’s REALLY hard to understand (just think of something like…press pound for…leave message if dialing #2 in area —.) Thanks!

Can someone create for me an answering machine message that is SO long and obnoxious that the person calling finally just hangs up?! I’m getting calls from someone I can’t seem to get off my back and they keep asking me out on a date..I’ve already said NO! Please help. I need a message that’s REALLY hard to understand (just think of something like…press pound for…leave message if dialing #2 in area —.) Thanks!