The last remaining messages on my answering machine before I got rid of it. I’ve deleted much stranger messages in the past. I should have got those on video, too. Darn. Message 1: Matthew Phillips singing Hi-Low-Hinny-Minny-Ha-Cah by Scooter Message 2: The mother of an apparently HUGE fan of my Linkin Park parody Message 3: OJ Simpson Message 4: ? I no longer own an answering machine.