Digital Answering Machines http://www.digitalansweringmachines.net Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:43:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Radio Shack Answering Machines.mpg http://www.digitalansweringmachines.net/radio-shack-answering-machines-mpg/ http://www.digitalansweringmachines.net/radio-shack-answering-machines-mpg/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 04:43:17 +0000 admin http://www.digitalansweringmachines.net/radio-shack-answering-machines-mpg/

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Some people just don’t seem to get how answering machines work…

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An “oldie” cop joke audio I found… Especially funny if you’re a cop or know one… ;) P

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Another set of Phone messages from the guys at Auqa teen hunger force carl brutananadilewski at his best, well maybe not the best lol

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A while back I received this voice mail on my personal cell number. I have no idea who this guy is, but the message is epic! I’m a 26 year old dude… But I’m his teenage queen! Yea! Every time I listen to it I crack up laughing. I’m uploading it to YouTube for posterity and so everyone else can enjoy as well… Image is by rwkvisual and licensed under Creative Commons attribution. www.flickr.com

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I recieved this via email and found it hilarious, so I thought I’d make the recording of it. This was done in good humour, and I am not taking the piss out of any of our Armed Forces. I support our troops 100%.

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From the “Modern Eyes” LP. by Criminals Hate Answering Machines (C) March 2011 M.$.R.

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George is dating a sexy blonde, Allison, who has just bought a backless black dress for a ball, and he intends to have her spin her way in. George can’t wait, because it’ll be his first grand entrance. He’s made a lot of grand exits, but for once, he wants to be known as soon as he walks into the room. There is one problem, however; Allison wants to break up with him. He starts not leaving his house and screening his calls because, “If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me.”

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