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		<title>Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich&#8217;s Answering Machine &#8211; Top Ten List</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tron Tech Phonemate 400s Answering Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 07:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The first consumer answering machine. The messages are stored on the reel to reel &#038; the outgoing message is stored on the endless loop tape at the bottom. I actually hooked this up to our phone line &#038; it works pretty good, The reel to reel doesn&#8217;t use a pinch roller so the quality is not the best but acceptable for voice messages, But if you notice the outgoing has to use a pinch roller. I didn&#8217;t leave this on our phone because messages are limited to 30 seconds &#038; the caller doesn&#8217;t know when the machine has stopped recording. I had to remove the battery compartment, It was covered badly in corrosion with the old batteries still in the unit, Luckily it&#8217;s an off the shelf D cell battery compartment like you can buy at Radio Shack, I was running it from an ac adaptor. DOWNLOAD: You can download this video in DVD Quality in multi part rar format here: Tron Tech Answering Machine.part1.rar (95.78 MB) www.mediafire.com Tron Tech Answering Machine.part2.rar (95.78 MB) www.mediafire.com Tron Tech Answering Machine.part3.rar (56.77 MB) www.mediafire.com</p>
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		<title>The Answering Machine &#8220;Obviously Cold&#8221; Music Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 07:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The official music video for The Answering Machine&#8217;s new single &#8220;Obviously Cold&#8221; from Heist or Hit Records. Directed by Zack<a href="http://www.digitalansweringmachines.net/the-answering-machine-obviously-cold-music-video-2/" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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<p>The official music video for The Answering Machine&#8217;s new single &#8220;Obviously Cold&#8221; from Heist or Hit Records. Directed by Zack Keller &#038; Ed Skudder | Root Films. www.myspace.com/theansweringmachine www.myspace.com/heistorhitrecords www.youtube.com/RootFilms www.rootfilms.com &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Another City, Another Sorry &#8211; CD &#8211; tinyurl.com Another City, Another Sorry &#8211; Digital &#8211; tinyurl.com Lifeline &#8211; CD &#8211; tinyurl.com Lifeline &#8211; Vinyl &#8211; tinyurl.com Lifeline &#8211; Digital &#8211; tinyurl.com</p>
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		<title>Pre-9/11 America, episode one: &#8220;Answering Machines&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 07:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>A cater-waiter is captured by a sound-activated spy cam when he returns home for the first time after spending a weekend working on Christmas parties to find an answering machine full of messages for people who don&#8217;t even live at that extension. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Before 9/11, way back in the 20th century, people had longer attention spans. They also had answering machines; unportable electronic devices containing spooled magnetic tape which could be used to record voices over the telephone wires that connected homes to each other. Tracking backwards or forwards through messages was a risky endeavor, so very often people would just wait and endure exposure to unnecessary information. This is a representation of that experience, although slightly edited to reduce rewinding time. During the last few minutes of the video we wait for the tape to rewind again before being able to update the clock. In Pre-9/11 America all clocks weren&#8217;t synced together like they are today. Clocks could also lose time. Setting the time was a tedious procedure and easy to screw-up, as I&#8217;m sure you will agree. The spycam itself was the size of a VCR, which was a device we used back then to replay analog images from magnetic tape. One VCR is roughly one and a half times the size of a DVD player, which was a device we used to read digital data from optical discs.</p>
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		<title>Learn Kanji &#8211; Everyday Kanji 23, Answering Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 23:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Learn to read real-life Japanese with JapanesePod101.com! Arriving in Japan, the amount of complicated Japanese text on the street, in stores, and on appliances can be overwhelming. With Everyday Kanji, you can break down these signs into simple elements in order to understand even the most complicated Japanese. Take the quiz at the end to see how much you remember! This episode, we are looking at Kanji seen on a Japanese answering machine. You&#8217;ll learn a lot of words related to telephones and voice recording. To see more Everyday Kanji, follow us on Twitter at www.twitter.com よろしくお願いします★</p>
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		<title>1980s Crazy Calls Answering machine gag cassette.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 23:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This seemed like an old commercial the first time I saw it (Actually it was) ..but at only a little<a href="http://www.digitalansweringmachines.net/1980s-crazy-calls-answering-machine-gag-cassette/" class="searchmore">Read the Rest...</a><div class="clr"></div>]]></description>
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<p>This seemed like an old commercial the first time I saw it (Actually it was) ..but at only a little over 2.00(!) a message, how could you lose?</p>
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		<title>Imagine you heard this on your answering machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Guy witnesses an accident and calls his buudy, 4 old ladies get out of the car and give the guy who hit them a major beat down. very funny, please rate this and leave comment</p>
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		<title>Green Velvet &#8211; I Don&#8217;t Need This Shit (Answering Machine)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 19:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Monday 3pm Hi Velvet, this is Taniqua. I hate to do this over the phone, but I sorta can&#8217;t do it in person. I wanna say thank you for the engagement ring. I know you probably gave it to me after I told you Im pregnant and stuff. And weve been going together for such a long time butthe babys not yours so you dont have to worry about it. Ill always love you. I don&#8217;t need this shit! Tuesday 8 am Hello Mr Velvet. This is your landlord calling. Im calling to notify you that your being evicted from your apartment due to the excessive noise coming from your place and also the naked girl that was running down your hall last week doesnt help. Soermwe need you to be out of there by Monday of next week. And please dont make any noise until then. Have a nice day. I don&#8217;t need this shit! Wednesday 6 pm Hi man name is Bob, Im calling from the Psychic Friends Network. Im calling to give you your horoscope for today.and it looks bad. As a matter of fact your life looks baaad. I say, stay in the house today, tomorrow and forevaa. Because your chart shows that your life is ovaa.. I don&#8217;t need this shit! Thursday 10 am Hi Velvet, this is LaShaan. I know youre surprised to be hearing from me but I got your number from your mum. She told me that you wouldnt mind so Im calling youand Im going to keep calling. And Im going to be calling you today, tomorrow and the next dayDo you have a problem with that? I know you love me.(uncontrollable laughs). I don&#8217;t need this shit! Friday 9 pm Yo Velvet <b>&#8230;</b></p>
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		<title>Dani Filth&#8217;s Answering Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 16:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>This is a genuine answerphone message that was recorded by Dani Filth of the UK heavy metal band Cradle of Filth. This is an exclusive recording for an issue of Metal Hammer magazine published in 1997, which came free with a compilation audio CD called &#8220;Killing Cuts&#8221;</p>
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		<title>School Answering Machine Message</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 14:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>You gotta listen to this real answering machine message at an Australian school. We need this message at our schools here in America!!!!</p>
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