Digital Answering Machines

9-11-01 answering machine

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funny machine jokes

A funny taliban answering machine

Anbesol Adult Strength Gel is used for temporary relief of pain caused by recurrent mouth ulcers and denture irritation. It can be used by children over 12 and adults. The active ingredients are the local anaeathetic Lidocaine to numb the area, and the antiseptics Chlorocresol and Cetylpyridinium Chloride to reduce infections.

This is a musical answering machine message recording I made several years ago, based on Michael Jackson’s “Man In The Mirror” and an A Cappella rendition of the song by “The Amalgamates”. This short answering machine message consists of 10 vocal parts plus a drum track, and is one of my favorite creations because of the rich harmony. I had almost forgotten about this song until MJ’s untimely passing, so I thought I’d share it with everyone as my little tribute to a great performer. Hope you all enjoy it! If you’d like to get hold of the mp3 file, and/or hear more musical answering machine messages I recorded, see www.oohyeahzone.com .

Watch my The Quest for Sasquatch vid too… www.youtube.com Another phone answering machine greeting vid for the series.

Some people just don’t seem to get how answering machines work…

An “oldie” cop joke audio I found… Especially funny if you’re a cop or know one… P