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Answering machine awesomeness
Some people just don’t seem to get how answering machines work…
Police Answering Machine (Audio)
An “oldie” cop joke audio I found… Especially funny if you’re a cop or know one… 
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Carl’s answering machine
Another set of Phone messages from the guys at Auqa teen hunger force carl brutananadilewski at his best, well maybe not the best lol
Best Answering Machine Message Ever!
A while back I received this voice mail on my personal cell number. I have no idea who this guy is, but the message is epic! I’m a 26 year old dude… But I’m his teenage queen! Yea! Every time I listen to it I crack up laughing. I’m uploading it to YouTube for posterity and so everyone else can enjoy as well… Image is by rwkvisual and licensed under Creative Commons attribution. www.flickr.com
British Army Answering Machine
I recieved this via email and found it hilarious, so I thought I’d make the recording of it. This was done in good humour, and I am not taking the piss out of any of our Armed Forces. I support our troops 100%.
“No Encounters” by Maxwell $paceman / Criminals Hate Answering Machines
From the “Modern Eyes” LP. by Criminals Hate Answering Machines (C) March 2011 M.$.R.
Seinfeld In HD – George’s Answering Machine
George is dating a sexy blonde, Allison, who has just bought a backless black dress for a ball, and he intends to have her spin her way in. George can’t wait, because it’ll be his first grand entrance. He’s made a lot of grand exits, but for once, he wants to be known as soon as he walks into the room. There is one problem, however; Allison wants to break up with him. He starts not leaving his house and screening his calls because, “If she can’t find me, she can’t break up with me.”